How to: Get a large van unstuck from the beach

Step One: Floor it until the van is completely sunk

Step Two: Get twelve girls out of the van

Step Three: Start digging. Dig out around all four wheels and underneath the van  

Step Four: Keep digging

Step Five: Find any container such as plastic baggies and small cups to bail out the water

Step Six: Build a moat to drain out water

Step Seven: Build a dam to stop the stream

Step Eight: Flag down a bus to recruit shirtless bus driver to help you

Step Nine: Find pieces of wood to wedge under wheels

Step Ten: Attach a rope to another car and pull out the van while twenty girls push from behind

Step Eleven: Celebrate!